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Smile Jokes
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The
two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection;
in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one
side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with
shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and
then waved to the two aliens as they took off. "Do you realize what
just happened?" the station owner finally
uttered. "Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?" "Didn't you see the letters 'UFO'
on the side of that vehicle?!" "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant.
"So?" "Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!" The blonde attendant rolled
her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for five years. Of
course I know what 'UFO' means - it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.
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Thanks
K.shanmukesh
Oiltrash44 takes claim as Comic Wonder of the Week!
It’s high noon. A dusty street is at a standstill. Only tumbleweeds dare to pass through. On lookers are frozen in fear. Then, before anyone can react a quick drawing sidewinder known as “oiltrash44” makes his move and becomes the Comic Wonder of the Week. His still smoking joke “a blondes deodorant” was straight and […]
It’s high noon. A dusty street is at a standstill. Only tumbleweeds dare to pass through. On lookers are frozen in fear. Then, before anyone can react a quick drawing sidewinder known as “oiltrash44” makes his move and becomes the Comic Wonder of the Week. His still smoking joke “a blondes deodorant” was straight and true. His country boy delivery gave it just the right pep too. Yep, the good ol’ boy that brought us joke titles like “boy you got some nerve” and “drunk and the key hole” comes another gem. This time it’s a winner too!
He joined a posse of other joke slingers who chose blonde jokes this week. In society Blondes are often considered attractive. In the movies they are often the bullies or ski team captains. Either way, they continue to be great targets! Oiltrash44 will join the elite weekly joke winners as they head towards the Comic Wonder of the Year. Or the gallows. Even the saloon.
Let’s all spit in a cup and wipe it with a rag as we tip a warm whiskey to Oiltrash44 and his sweet smellin’ joke “a blondes deodorant.”
Posted by:
Wyatt Herpe
Comic Wonder Midwest Marshall of Humor & Author of “Life’s too short to dance with ugly women”